A tarot deck built by a statistician

Carnal Arcana

Twenty-two cards. Seven measured dimensions of desire. One of them is yours — drawn from a deck of 91,032 real people.

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How the reading works

This is not astrology. 91,032 people answered the exact questions you're about to answer — every person, every question, no skipping — and their structure was cross-checked against the million-response Big Kink Survey. Factor analysis reveals that human kink organizes itself into seven underlying dimensions — power, romance, aesthetics, libertinism, transformation, taboo, and darkness.

Your answers place you on each dimension as a percentile against the full population — plus a measured lean toward dominance or submission. The combination determines which of the twenty-two arcana is yours.

Four cards from the deck

IV
The Sovereign
Consent of the governed, enthusiastically given.
XIV
The Final Girl
Survives the horror. Kind of liked it.
VIII
The Doll
Adornment is a love language too.
0
The Classic
Rarer than you think. Purity is its own perversion.
n = 91,032 cross-validated on 1M+ BKS answers 7 factor-analytic dimensions 22 arcana real percentiles, not vibes
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